- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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