whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

NEVER

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

A man finds a lamp and rubs it and a genie pops out and says he'll grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish I had a trillion dollars for which I can buy whatever my heart desires" and poof he gets it. The man says "I wish I had a beautiful wife for which I can love forever till the end of time." and poof he gets it. Finally, his 3rd wish he says "I wish I have my own country for which I can rule as king and become the greatest ruler in history." and poof he gets it.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Yes

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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