- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Hello

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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