The child was fired from his job.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Please ignore this statement.

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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