- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Detroit has a low crime rate

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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