Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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