- Anti Joke

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.