- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

What do I hate? people

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

knock knock who's there? hope

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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