Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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