Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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