- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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