- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

25

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??