why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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