Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Knock, knock. Come in.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

eoin burgin is fat

Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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