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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

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