what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Women's rights

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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An incoming freshman introduces himself to his Ethics professor by saying, "What's up?" To which the professor responds, "You should never end a sentence with a preposition." The freshman, who is both clever and witty, quickly responds to his future Professor, saying: "Professor, I practice linguistic description, such that I observe language objectively in a way that does not adhere strictly to grammatical and syntactic dogma". The professor, surprised by the student's philosophical disposition, engages the student in a highly constructive dialogue about the philosophy of language, from which both the student and teacher learn more about each other and themselves.

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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