- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Why did the dog die? He was old

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

what this: b a dead one of these: p

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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