Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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no.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

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fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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one of the idiot

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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