Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Men's rights

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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