Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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