- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

Title IX

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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