why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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What do you call a leper in a spa bath? Say excuse me Sir (or Madam), I notice you have leprosy, did you know that it is treatable? MDT for multibacillary leprosy consists of rifampicin, dapsone, and clofazimine taken over 12 months. Dosages adjusted appropriately for children and adults are available in all primary health centres in the form of blister packages.[17] Single dose MDT for single lesion leprosy consists of rifampicin, ofloxacin, and minocycline. The move toward single-dose treatment strategies has reduced the prevalence of disease in some regions, since prevalence is dependent on duration of treatment. World Leprosy Day was created to draw awareness to leprosy and its sufferers

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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America

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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