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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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