- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Knock knock It's open, come in

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

i wonder who made this website? a human

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