Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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