- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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