HELLO EVERYONE

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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