Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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the lemon was sweet.

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One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

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There was a boy named Steven, a son of a rich business man. Steven was an interesting child though, as he always kept care to one of his possessions. That possession being a plain, old, brown box. On Steven's fourth birthday his father said he could have anything in the world he wanted, just name it. Steven said he wanted two quarters to put in his box. The father agreed and gave his son two quarters to put in his box. Every year the father would say he could have anything he wished for, and Steven just asked for two quarters. Nothing more. On Steven's 18th birthday he got into a severe car crash. The father stood over the hospital bed where Steven lay. "I can get you the best doctors in the world. They can save you, please let me get you this for your birthday!" The boy shook his head. "All I want is two quarters" Steven replied. The father was distraught. "Son, tell me why you've wanted these two quarters every year you have been alive instead of anything else in the world". The boy complied. "Fine I'll tell you." Then Steven died before he could tell the father. The End.

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What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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