- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Who has no penis Religious Believers

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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