- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

knock knock Goodbye

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

hahahahaha thats not funny

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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