- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

Women's rights.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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