- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Knock, Knock Come in

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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