"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

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A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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Knock knock. Its open.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

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You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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A man wakes up after only one hour of sleep due to his insomnia. He starts to cry because his wife just passed away and his parents were recently killed in a car accident. The man gathers his composure, takes a shower, and drives to his minimum wage job. He was expelled from high school for an assault he didnt even commit and has no money to get an education. At work, he accidentally drops a box of valuable, fragile electronic parts and gets fired by his boss. He goes home to his dirty 1 bedroom apartment and contemplates suicide. He decides to wait as his favorite tv show is on. He turns on the tv to the news his show has been cancelled. The man, depressed, suicidal and alone, picks up his .22 and kills himself. There is no God.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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