How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

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so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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Knock knock knock OCD

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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