You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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