What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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Albino African Americans

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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womens rights.

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No antijoke here.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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