- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Feminism.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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