- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Why are white people white? I don't know

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

A man penetrates another man.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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