What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

white or wheat? wheat please.

God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

My jeans

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

Indians

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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