A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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