- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

my penis

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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