- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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