- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The american education system.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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