Seriosly. too much sex again?

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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Chuck Norris.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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A house comes around the corner.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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Obama = ebola

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