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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Obama lin Baden.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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