What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

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A man walks into a bar and at the bar he sees this guy with a blue head. He asks the man with the blue head if he can buy him a drink. The man with the blue head says "sure... you want to know about the blue head don't you?" "Yes i do" "Okay it all starts with a genie, he gave me 3 wishes, the first wish was to have a beautiful wife and a house to put her in, the second wish was for a ton of money, and the third wish was for a blue head."

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Go away still nothing to see

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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There's my tractor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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