- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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