- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

What did the man with no head say to the women?

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Blacks

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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