- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Cripples are lame.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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