The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

bite me

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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