- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Knock knock It's open, come in

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

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