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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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