- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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