Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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