- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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