- Anti Joke

So there's this girl who really wanted red socks. She goes to the store, socks are $2. Well, that sucks, she thinks. I only have $1. So she goes home and asks her mom for a buck. Sure, the mom replies. I'll give you a buck if you fix my vacuum cleaner. So the girl fixes the vacuum cleaner, mom giver her the buck. The girl goes to the store, but wait. Socks are $3 now. Girl goes home, asks her dad for a buck. Sure, the dad replies. I'll give you a buck if you fix my car. Girl fixes car, dad gives het a buck. Girls goes to store.Well damn, the socks are $4 now. She goes home and asks her brother for a buck. Sure, her brother replies. I'll give you a buck if you fix my computer. Girl fixes computer, brother giver her a buck. Girl goes to store and FINALLY buys the socks. She comes home. Mother dead. Vacuum cleaner exploded. For 1 month the girl mourns her mom. Finally she can wear her socks. Ah crap, car accident. After 1 month mourning her dad she can finally wear the socks. Well, turns out she can't. Brother dead cause of exploded computer. After yet another month of mourning, she can FINALLY wear her red socks. So she does. Suddenly the doorbell rings. The girl opens the door and there's a polar bear standing in front of her. What did the polar bear say? WELL NOTHING, BECAUSE POLAR BEARS CANNOT TALK!!!

What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

the economy.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish