- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Guest what in the butt

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Want to hear a joke? No.

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

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