- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

The chickens have become self-aware!

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

I wrote a funny joke.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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