dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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