Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Grace Ackerson

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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