- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

The word "Walter" is never funny.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

What is white and long? A New York winter

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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