a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

a person who will soon die of beeties

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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