:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

3021 North Broadway Avenue

To mama so old, she might die soon.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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