- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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