- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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