- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

woman's rights

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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