What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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