- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

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