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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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