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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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Black people stink of shite!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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