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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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