Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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