A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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kieran is a homosexual

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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Anti Joke

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