what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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