- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

your mama so old, shes dead.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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