whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

guess what what ...

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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