How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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