One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Why so serious ?

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

there once was a frog with no leggs

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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