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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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