Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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Michael Brown

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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