Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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