- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Im taking a shit right now.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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