Tilt your screen back .

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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My jeans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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