- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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