Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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