whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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What's one plus one? two.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Anti Joke

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