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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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