- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

a black man pays his child support

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