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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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