Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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This is an anti-joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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women's rights.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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