- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

What's just not right? Left

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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