- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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