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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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