- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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