- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

A blind man walks into a library.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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