why did your mum die young because she had canser

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

this website is a bad joke

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Matt is a Duster!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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