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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

whats green and lives in the water

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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