- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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