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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

this website is a bad joke

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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