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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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What do we call Osama? Osama

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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