Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

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the WNBA.

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

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Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

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Anti Joke

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