- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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