- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

A miserable man committed suicide.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

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