- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

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