The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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swag

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hey guys im gay

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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