- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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