Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

a black man walks out of popeyes

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

Nobody cares maddie!

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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