What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

I am dyslexic

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

you know whats not funny white boards.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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