- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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