What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

kennah campion when she talks

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

the economy.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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