- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

are you saying pam, or pan?

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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