chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Women's rights.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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