What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Jesus Christ

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

God is real.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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