- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

time to spruce up!

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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