What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Black people stink of shite!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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