- Anti Joke

Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

A man went back in time and warned nobody about anything and pretended to be from the time he choose to go to and lived a happy life eventually finding a wife. He later found out he had a baby on the way, he named it after his great grandfather who was a war hero. He later found out that many years later his son had a son and they named it after his grandpa. He went to the hospital where he died just as his grandson had a baby and they named it after his father. The man died. End.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Knock-Knock Whos there? You're about to get shell shocked...

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..