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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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