- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

There's my tractor.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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