A cheerio gets a job at McDonalds and after working for a while, he gets employee of the month and goes to the district ball. While there, he meets a female(frosted) cheerio whom he asks out. She refuses because she only dates frosted cheerios. So, the male goes back to work for the next year, and his boss is happy with his work, so he asks him if he would like anything. The cheerio says yes, i want to be frosted. The boss says ok, i'll make you frosted, so now that he's frosted, he goes back to the ball. He asks the same female cheerio out, she says yes this time. He then asks her if she wants something to drink, she says yes. She wants some milk. So the guy stands in line for about 15 minutes, when he gets to the front, there is no more milk left. So he asks her if she would like some tea. she says yes. So he goes and stands in line for another 15 minutes only to find out there is no more tea. So then he asks her if she would like some punch, shesays yes. So after an hour of searching, he finds out there is no punchline......

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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