- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Pickle

Who is big and stupid My brother

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

There's my tractor.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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