- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

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