What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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