There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

What do you call a black man? A person

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

I'm homeless.

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

Knock, Knock Who's There

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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