What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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