An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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How long did it take Jeff, a middle-aged man with a lifelong speech-destroying lisp, to overcome his impediment? Less than ten minutes, as carbon monoxide is a colorless, odorless toxic gas that eliminates oxygen at a rapidly-acting rate inside of small areas such as the car Jeff locked himself inside.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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