What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

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quantum physics?

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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Yes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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