- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Communism hehe xd

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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