what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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