- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

there is nothing better than waking up to realise that your being hugged by your partner unless that partner is not home

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