- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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