- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

What rhymes with milk...milf

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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