- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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