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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Lil Wayne

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Gustavo Andrade

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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