Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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