Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(*<>*)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

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What do you call an Arab with a long beard? An Arab with a long beard you stereotypical piece of crap.

this sentence will end in the way you expected.

A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

whos the bitch now!?! you are.

If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

knock knock who's there me i kill you

Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

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