- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

This is not a joke

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

A horse walks into a barn.

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