Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

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What did the man without a tongue say...

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roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

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Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

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What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

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Religion.

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what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

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Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

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What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

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"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

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Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

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A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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