Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

Women's Rights.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

it's funny because it's funny

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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