- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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