- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Cripples are lame.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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