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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

We found a cure for cancer. Death

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

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