Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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swag

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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