- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

I am a mime

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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