when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

asians have slitted eyes lol

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Anti Joke

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