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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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