- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

What do u call a cripple Biv

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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