So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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No it doesnt..

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i saw amango it splootered

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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