- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Fine, ladies first.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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