In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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