- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

What did the boy reading a book do? Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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