how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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