- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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