- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

this website is a bad joke

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

I think everybody should have a penis.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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