- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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