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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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