A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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