Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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I C U P White stuff

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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Dyslexia ruels!

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Well... My reputation is still kinda exaggerated apparently. What you experienced is called astral projection, some people claim it is the same as lucid dreaming, I beg to differ, the difference is vast. You basically just admitted that people believe much more in you, than you believe in yourself, without believing hypnosis does not work, people are like "bah its just suggestions", its true, but underestimating the power of suggestions is a pretty bad call.

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A boy grows up loving tractors. For birthday and Christmas each year he got a tractor toy of some kind, until the age of 17, when he finally gave up tractors and got himself a CD player. One day, listening to all the latest tunes with some headphones, he looks outside to see his neighbour's house on fire. He goes outside to find firemen trying to put out the blaze. He jumps into the blazing house and inhales as much as he can, which astonishingly puts out the blaze. A fireman confusing asked "How did you do that?" The boy replies, " I'm an ex-tractor fan."

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

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Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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