Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...