Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Knock Knock.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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