A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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dallen loves penis

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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