What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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. . I am a whale

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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