What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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