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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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