When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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A duck walks into a store and asks the clerk, "do you have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the duck leaves. The next day, the same duck walks back into the store, and asks the clerk if they have any grapes. The clerk, slightly annoyed, says no again, and the duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back in and asks again if they have any grapes. The pissed off clerk says, "No, and if you ask again i'm gonna nail your feet to the floor. The duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back into the store, and this time he asks the clerk, "do you have any nails?" The clerk says, "Yes." The Duck leaves.

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Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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binladin walks into the american seals

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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