What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

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bite me

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Dyslexia ruels!

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

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Screw it you write the joke.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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