- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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