People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

This guy went to the store because he needed potatoes. So he asked the clerk where the potatoes were at and she said "Isle fiveeeeeee!" So he went there and there were no potatoes ! hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahajhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahhhhahha

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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