- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

What happened to my sunglasses?

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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