Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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