Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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Kevin and Ramin

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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