Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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