Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...