what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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