- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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