What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

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What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Large 4

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that wall over there ->

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What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

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Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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If you dont see banners here it does mean they are not here. P.S Advertising helps fill our pockets and annoy you. Please be understanding in the fact that we will permaban you while grinning if you refuse to UNDER-stand our rule.

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Well this is pointless.....

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Internet Explorer

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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