Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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