13 =B you just learned something

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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