- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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