- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

why is pie good. because it just is.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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