- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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