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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hurricane Irene.

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

I named my son ps2 controller

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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