Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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