- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Chuck Norris is dead......

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Latvia isn't a joke

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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