- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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