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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Knock knock Fuck off!

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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