How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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