- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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