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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

knock knock i have diarrhea

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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