- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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