- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

there once was a black man who played basketball

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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