Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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