One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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Cripples are lame.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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Go away still nothing to see

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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