Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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