Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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Knock Knock.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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