- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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