- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

9/11 my birthday

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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