- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

i'm hard

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Im taking a shit right now.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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