Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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