- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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