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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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