how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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Andoni was here

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