- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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