Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

womens rights.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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