- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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