Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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