How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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Anti Joke

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