- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Go away still nothing to see

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

i found waldo.

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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