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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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