Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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