So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

thumb_up thumb_down -18

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

thumb_up thumb_down -18

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

thumb_up thumb_down -20

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

thumb_up thumb_down -20

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

thumb_up thumb_down -20

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Actually it was me Josh brown

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops