a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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Read a Book.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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