A muslim walks into a gun shop

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

i black man walks in to a bar.he askes if he can make out with you? the man says"no. black man says"why? the guy says"because im not homersexal. black man says"oh. boss says"hey i told you dont talk to black people. guy says"no i can ekplan.boss says no more of buts or buy. boss says" you are fired guy says"NO! boss says"yup both of you get out! guys say no two guards come to talk them out. THE END`DONE!

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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