I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

knock knock Goodbye

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

A chicken walked into the bar...

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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