- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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