- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Jordan is pregant

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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