- Anti Joke

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo