- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

poopy is poopy

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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