- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Knock knock It's open, come in

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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