What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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