Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

Knock knock. Its open.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Cripples are lame.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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