- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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