Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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