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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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