What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

So a bar walks into a man...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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