- Anti Joke

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist