Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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This is an anti-joke.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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What do you call a leper in a spa bath? Say excuse me Sir (or Madam), I notice you have leprosy, did you know that it is treatable? MDT for multibacillary leprosy consists of rifampicin, dapsone, and clofazimine taken over 12 months. Dosages adjusted appropriately for children and adults are available in all primary health centres in the form of blister packages.[17] Single dose MDT for single lesion leprosy consists of rifampicin, ofloxacin, and minocycline. The move toward single-dose treatment strategies has reduced the prevalence of disease in some regions, since prevalence is dependent on duration of treatment. World Leprosy Day was created to draw awareness to leprosy and its sufferers

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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