- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

A terrorist robs a walrus.

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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