What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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Parent: Please, my son have sinned. Please cleanse him from his sins. Priest: Hmmm, it may be hard to cleanse him from his demons. You may leave him in my car today. We shall enter the dark chambers where we will battle your demons Parent: Thankyou Priest: Alone, in the dark. It will be painful for him, but he shall be cleansed *wink* Parent: whut?

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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